Duck Duck Cougar?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
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I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
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She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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