I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
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It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
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He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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