Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
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While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I have feelings that need drinking.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
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Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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