My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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