Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
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you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
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just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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