Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
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You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
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I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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