If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
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No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
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Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
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