This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
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He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
No subtext here. People are naked.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
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You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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