i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
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the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
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I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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