he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
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I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
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Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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