The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
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You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
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Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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