i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
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I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
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I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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