ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
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currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
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she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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