Christians are straight up FREAKS
if only i could text you this smell
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
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i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
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And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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