I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
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The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Boobs speak an international language.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
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What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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