is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
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just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
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I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Your penis caused this!
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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