I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
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We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
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It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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