Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
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I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
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We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
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