Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
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If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
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He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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