sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
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On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
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Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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