My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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