We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
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I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
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I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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