I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
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i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
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If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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