No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
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My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
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In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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