you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
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4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
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Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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