But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Pants 0. Shit 1.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
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I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
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You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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