I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
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Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
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It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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