her vagine was all disorganized.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
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Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
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Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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