i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
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Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
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Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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