I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
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I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
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Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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