Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
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it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
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Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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