Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
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Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
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He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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