Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
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you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
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My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
did you just send me my own nude
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