it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
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just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
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Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
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