"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
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she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
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i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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