I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
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I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
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I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
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