He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
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I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
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Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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