um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Randomize