you mean i was at the winter classic?
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
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The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
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All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
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