Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
someone owes me an orgasm
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
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Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
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I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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