just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
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You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
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well, you know. whores of a feather.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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