just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
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I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
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I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
its liver damage thursday
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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