butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
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You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
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I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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