At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
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The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
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nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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