I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
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bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
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and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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