ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
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I have surprise drugs for everyone
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
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My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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