the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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