Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
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The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
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I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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