Your tits are I can't wait for
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
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What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
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How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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