my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
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If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
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Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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